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    Monday, June 12, 2006

    The thirteen Arrested Development quotes to adopt as your own personal catch phrase immediately



    13) G.O.B.: "Taste the happy, Michael."
    Suggested uses:
    Meeting two-time Oscar winner Michael Caine

    12) Buster: "Who would want to 'R' Mother?"
    Suggested uses: Mother's Day, solemn family dinners, nursing home visits

    11) Tobias: "Do these effectively hide my thunder?"
    Suggested uses: Talking to strangers in fitting rooms, talking to strangers elsewhere

    10) Lucille: "That’s how we joke. She doesn’t even have a house."
    Suggested uses: Comforting hurricane victims

    9) Tony Wonder: "Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her. 'Cause you look at her and, like, it affects her in a way I don't feel comfortable with. Or go for it, I don't care, whatever. I'm just saying, it's your world."

    Suggested uses:
    Lurking outside of Ben Stiller's house, strip club patter

    8) Lucille: "I don’t know what that is nor do I care to find out."
    Suggested uses: Discussing Jimmy Kimmel Live, getting a sex talk from your parents, giving your parents a sex talk

    7) Buster: "We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!"

    Suggested uses: Throwing a party, juice-shopping, going to a party where juice may possibly be served

    6) Lucille: "Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit."
    Suggested uses: Any and all occasions

    5) George Michael: "Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks still gets you a helluva lot of mice."
    Suggested uses: Comparative mice shopping, Fourth of July parades, eating in Chinatown

    4) Buster: "Army had a half-day."

    Suggested uses: Showing up early, going AWOL, explaining why Iraq is such a mess

    3) GOB: "Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on!”
    Suggested uses: Turning down homeless people, working as an elevator operator, shopping at the Men’s Wearhouse

    2) George Michael: "What a fun sexy time for you."
    Suggested uses: Creeping out your cousins

    1) G.O.B.: "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it..."

    Suggested uses:
    Weekly team meetings, performance reviews, Little League coaching

    Comments on "The thirteen Arrested Development quotes to adopt as your own personal catch phrase immediately"

     

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    Anonymous Anonymous said ... (7:22 AM) : 

    Hi

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