The thirteen Arrested Development quotes to adopt as your own personal catch phrase immediately

13) G.O.B.: "Taste the happy, Michael." Suggested uses: Meeting two-time Oscar winner Michael Caine 12) Buster: "Who would want to 'R' Mother?" Suggested uses: Mother's Day, solemn family dinners, nursing home visits 11) Tobias: "Do these effectively hide my thunder?" Suggested uses: Talking to strangers in fitting rooms, talking to strangers elsewhere 10) Lucille: "That’s how we joke. She doesn’t even have a house." Suggested uses: Comforting hurricane victims 9) Tony Wonder: "Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her. 'Cause you look at her and, like, it affects her in a way I don't feel comfortable with. Or go for it, I don't care, whatever. I'm just saying, it's your world." Suggested uses: Lurking outside of Ben Stiller's house, strip club patter 8) Lucille: "I don’t know what that is nor do I care to find out." Suggested uses: Discussing Jimmy Kimmel Live, getting a sex talk from your parents, giving your parents a sex talk 7) Buster: "We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook!" Suggested uses: Throwing a party, juice-shopping, going to a party where juice may possibly be served 6) Lucille: "Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit." Suggested uses: Any and all occasions 5) George Michael: "Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks still gets you a helluva lot of mice." Suggested uses: Comparative mice shopping, Fourth of July parades, eating in Chinatown 4) Buster: "Army had a half-day." Suggested uses: Showing up early, going AWOL, explaining why Iraq is such a mess 3) GOB: "Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on!” Suggested uses: Turning down homeless people, working as an elevator operator, shopping at the Men’s Wearhouse 2) George Michael: "What a fun sexy time for you." Suggested uses: Creeping out your cousins 1) G.O.B.: "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep]ing or [bleep]ing or finger [bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing or even [bleep]. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it..." Suggested uses: Weekly team meetings, performance reviews, Little League coaching